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Shaurya, Suvi and Saransh go to Kotdwar

12/11/2013

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The bwaays
An ear splitting shriek pierces the mid afternoon stillness. The Aviator shades balanced on fufaji's long nose shudder delicately. Scowling darkly he opens his mouth and then shuts it again, relieved by the “let me handle this” look in fufuji’s eye. The SUV is deeply entrenched in the road chaos at Najibabad. Between the cacophony of guava sellers, peanut and gajak vendors, and mid traffic cows in yogic stances rubbing noses with cyclists; a huge man in a parrot green sweater is trying to shape shift his stomach and his motorcycle between the car and a truck parked bum to nose. Alongside, a rickshaw puller is trying to scratch an itch in some very personal places while two burkha clad women are disturbing his concentration by calling out to him from across the road. To cut a long story short, there is complete madness all around. A shriek is something that fufaji most certainly doesn’t need. He grits his teeth and grips the steering wheel harder.

Fufuji turns back bravely with a no nonsense “kya hua?” to catch Shaurya, all of 11, making a seemingly irresistible public offer. “Meri khushboo ka muft maza lo.” He is waving his armpit in his sister’s face. Little Suvira has pinched her nose with her fingers and is protesting on top of her shrill voice. Cousin Saransh, 12, gallantly jumps to her rescue. He uses his weight to pin the lanky Shaurya down while shoving his own armpit in his nose: “Le, tu mazaa le”.

By now, fufaji has also turned back with a dangerous growl. In a second the boys snake arms around each other. Shaurya, whose evil fragrance has wafted all the way to the front seat, is a clear winner. Though obviously not a crowd favourite. Fufuji is muttering darkly that the winning candidate will take a bath the moment they reach Kotdwar. There is a screech of protest from Shaurya who grumbles that his scent is “beshkimti” and wasting it would amount to his “beizzati" and “science ka nuksaan”. Scientists have offered to buy his “khushboo” which is like what the lions use to mark their territory, he declares proudly. Saransh looks on in grudging admiration. “Fufuji, fufuji, fufuji! Shaurya bhaiya do din se nahaye nahin hain,” little Suvira pipes in getting a quick hair tug from her brother. She pinches him back. Shaurya brushes it off with a: “Main mard hun aur mard ko kabhi dard nahi hota.”
“Boys! One more word and both of you will walk to Kotdwar.” Fufaji growls in his best military voice and for a while pin drop silence reigns, interrupted only by Suvi’s satisfied sniffling.

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“Mamma, I need a hair.” Before fufuji can figure out the request, Saransh has pulled some strands off her head.  Suvi is squealing again because Shaurya is tugging at her pony tail. The boys are holding the hair stretched across their fingers like razor blades and using them to snip at the other hair. “Teri mamma ka baal phir haar gaya,”  Shaurya roars in victory. Suvira is holding her head down obligingly so that Shaurya can pull out another hair. “I eat an egg every day. It has protein which is good for hair,” she says, proudly. The car Olympics come to an abrupt end when fufuji vindictively decides that both the boys will have to study for an hour everyday in Kotdwar. Saransh frowns unhappily while Shaurya stares glumly out of the window. For all of 10 minutes.

“OK let’s see whose hair is saltier,” Shaurya says. “Fufuji we’ll just use the pieces lying here,” he quickly adds, catching the warning look in his aunt’s eye. Shaurya has rolled up a trouser leg and is stroking his hairy leg proudly. “Mamma how come he has hair on his legs and I don’t” Saransh asks miserably. “Kyunki main mard hun, aur mard ko kabhi dard nahin hota. Samjhe!” Shaurya says. To prove it he asks Saransh to pull out a hair from his leg. Both the boys taste it and declare that it is quite salty. By this time fufaji has slowed the car down and told the boys that he is going to throw them out. Silence reigns. Another half hour of drive across the monkey filled forest of Najibabad, the boys count the number of stray dogs that have been reduced to carpet meat on the highway and make each other offers to eat it. They are ignored by the rest of the crowd. In another half hour the caravan reaches Kotdwar.

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The car cruises into Nanaji’s driveway and Scooby the part Doberman, part anybody’s-guess leaps at the windows in delight. He licks the kids and does a few quick celebratory laps of the garden, destroying some freshly planted saplings in the process. He then troops behind the children into the sitting room and rolls on his back, waiting for snacks to be brought in. Nanaji and Nani are delighted with the little guests who do a quick round of feet touching and then want to know if Nani has kept any chips for them. She has. “Nani have you made kulfi?” Saransh wants to know. She has. The sound of loud crunching and slurping dominates. A loudly protesting Shaurya is sent off to bathe while everyone else sits down for lunch. Post lunch when fufuji saunters across to the kitchen garden to revive her memories of the rubber tree under which she got married many years back, she is horrified to see that the boys have put up the garden ladder against the neighbours’ wall and are plucking out large unripe chakotras (sort of oranges) from a tree laden with the fruit. They are using the handball sized fruit as balls to play cricket, whipping them around with their bat. “Fufuji I’m also in their team now. Hai naa Saransh bhaiya,” says Suvi proudly as Saransh ignores her completely. A chakotra comes and smashes at her feet, spraying her face and curls with its juice. “If you cry we'll throw you out of our team,” Saransh warns her coldly. Shaurya comes closer to watch for tears. Suvi blinks them away bravely and gets back in position as wicket keeper.

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The next morning the boys decide that besides the Rs 500 each that Nanaji has given them they need to earn some extra money to buy bombs. Fufaji makes them a business offer of Rs 10 per fly they swat. “If you do it with a fly swatter, you’ll get Rs 5, but if you do it with your hand then the price goes up to Rs 10,” he says, raising the stakes. “I will need a body line up to make sure you are not recirculating the same flies. And I need to see blood on your hand to prove you hand swatted them. Now come back to me in one hour and NOT before that otherwise you get disqualified. Now disapperar!” he says. The boys get down to work while the family uses this time to grab an afternoon siesta. Fufaji changes the lens of his camera and goes around doing some macro photography that is his current obsession.

And this is how the three day holiday goes by. The children make a trip in a shared auto to the market at Jhanda Chowk to buy crackers (Saransh gets to sit with the driver); they eat hot alu ki tikkis from a roadside cart vendor who is frying them crisp in sizzling oil; they buy fresh veggies for Nani from the sabzi mandi and get green Made in China light strings to hang around the house. They even help fufuji in making a marathon rangoli with suji dyed in different shades after tying up a protesting Scooby in Nanaji’s bedroom. They drink lots of Pepsi, eat lots of Maggi and watch lots of movies on Nani’s TV.  They giggle a lot, fight a lot and eat a lot of butter chicken with butter naan that Nanaji orders for them from Relish restaurant down the road. They feed the bones to Scooby, climb the mango tree and potter around in the muddy garden patches. The three days zip by in a flash and soon it’s time to go back home with long faces and promises to return soon. Nanaji, Nani and Scooby see them off at the gate cheerfully looking forward to some peace and quiet till the caravan returns in the next school break.

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Suvi waits for her turn at the PSP
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Who can look uglier
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The 8 hour marathon rangoli
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Peoples who made it :-)
11 Comments
Rachna Pratap
12/11/2013 11:13:49 am

Beautiful article!!

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Prithvi Raj
12/11/2013 01:03:34 pm

I was laughing aloud reading this one.I convey my sympathies to bua and fufaji. Siddhant and Tanya can give the cousins few more ideas about games that make you wish that ejector seats should be a legal accessory for cars :)

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Ritha Hegde
12/11/2013 10:12:08 pm

Awww.....for the kids first of all. And another one for your article, which so precisely put it together that I could almost smell the boys! Poor Suvi! Belated Diwali wishes to you. The kids surely did have a blast! Nice Rangoli btw :) Keep writing.

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ather
14/11/2013 12:35:37 am

I read the following line aloud to all my colleagues and now they want to also read your blog !

Between the cacophony of guava sellers, peanut and gajak vendors, and mid traffic cows in yogic stances rubbing noses with cyclists; a huge man in a parrot green sweater is trying to shape shift his stomach and his motorcycle between the car and a truck parked bum to nose.

My what a descriptive turn of phrase you have. But what shocked me most is that one of the boys is wearing a RICHARD III T-shirt. How did that happen?

He was discovered here in Leicester- the very city in which you worked :-)

Lovely piece and love the Rangoli. We are thinking of doing a Richard III rangoli!!!

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Mahendra
14/11/2013 10:21:18 am

Impeccable combination of pics and writing, as always. Shaurya / Saransh have the advantage that they are the same age group - something that I missed. But then they perhaps are missing the fearsome Nanaji we had.

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RITEN KHOSLA
14/11/2013 02:45:28 pm

Absolutely delightful reading.Brings back visuals of childhood in each one of us.The beauty of your narration is that you are viewing the happenings from a youngsters perspective, not missing the detail of a Chakotra bursting and spraying into the eyes of the Wicket keeper.This will be a great memory aide when this girl grows up and is getting married.The pranks,the joy which really doesn't cost much. Loved the write up indeed.

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vivek sood
14/11/2013 10:56:02 pm

vivid description of every nuance of childhood antics. truly nostalgic minus aerated drinks & chips. visuals r complementing the narrative. weldone.

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Saransh
15/11/2013 01:54:35 am

Nice one but lots of lies.Overall funny,interesting and catchy.

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nalinibabu
15/11/2013 05:28:43 pm

Hi rachna its raining here at bengaluru,I'm reading your blog and enjoying the small mercies of life. Thank you.

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ajit nair
16/11/2013 06:22:03 pm

enjoyed reading this marvelously described holiday! cute kids....must have been a wonderful break for them and the grandparents. Rachna, you write so beautifully :)

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Subodh
18/11/2013 12:03:23 pm

Hilarious, loved it! Seems like boys of this generation are trying to outsmart the girls of the previous!!!

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